Topic: Funny Christmas Stories
How about a little laughter? Why don't we use this as a starter and tell some funny Christmas Stories? I will start with a story about Teddy & me.
We were married 14 years ago Teddy is Catholic, I am Jewish. In Nov. of that year he asked me if I would mind if he got a Christmas Tree. I said no, it has no religious meaning to me and its pretty. We set out to get a tree and ornaments. He then asked me if he should start a village as long as we were at this huge Christmas Store. I said, that would be cute. We come home to our apartment in the sky, downtown Milwaukee. After getting in to the elevator with all our packages there was no room for another person or package. I pushed the button and half way up to our floor, he turns to me and very seriously says, "boy am I glad you are Jewish". I said, "why would you say that?" He answers, "well, if anything happens to the marriage this time, I get to keep all the Christmas stuff!"
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