Topic: TO KRIS & LISA re: Bald

In regards to our discussion this morning about the Guiness  World Book of Records, there is no record for a group of bald people. But I saw this and it cracked me up, here is to all the hairless ones:   I am NOT bald, I am simply taller than my hair !  smile:):)

Teddy ~In our hearts forever~ATTITUDE is EVERYTHING
Any suggestion I offer is intended as friendly advice based solely on my own experience. Please consult your doctor for professional guidance.

Re: TO KRIS & LISA re: Bald

Brilliant!!! big_smile

"Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician."

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Re: TO KRIS & LISA re: Bald

I have to share that I work in Morehead City, NC.  Every year there is a convention here for bald people...Morehead...MORE HEAD...get it?  Here's the info below.....lol

So yall make your plans and come and visit!

Enjoy!
Pam

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Festival Location: Morehead City, NC, USA
Festival State: North Carolinan Festivals
Festival Type(s): Bizarre Festivals, Conventions


Chrome dome alert! Long hairs beware, because skin is in. At least in smallsville Morehead City, home of the annual September Bald is Beautiful Convention, whose headquarters is located on Bald Street. "Morehead means less hair," says John Capps, a beefy buffed-brain, who could pass as the stunt double for an over-the-hill Mr. Clean. Capps is the founder of the Bald Headed Men of America, an organization that boasts 35,000 members from 50 states and 39 countries.

"If you have a haircut with a hole in it, fringe benefits, or a forehead that reaches back five inches from the eyebrows, hey you qualify to be a proud bald-headed man." Capps, who began losing his hair at 15, corralled up his cueball cohorts 26 years ago and began waging their battle for respect. This September event has sprouted into a weekend of "Baldies are the best!" ceremonial chants, feel-good clinics and advice about how to care for a bald head, like "what happens if you shave off little red stubbies that pop up on the top of your head." And there are tons o' corny contests; awards are given for the Sexiest Bald Head, Most Improved Bald Head, Most Distinguished Bald Head, not to mention awards for Telly Savalas and Montel Williams look-alikes.

But probably the most-impressive aspect about Capps' bald-headed career is that he has perfected the art of hair guessing. He promises that just by speaking with you he'll be able to tell what kind of head of haircut you're sporting. "I don't miss," Capps grunts. So give him a call. He just might knock your rug off.

Bald is Beautiful Convention - When, Where and More Info Please
When: September every year
Where: Morehead City, NC, U.S.A.
More Info Please: For more info call (252) 726-1855 or visit members.aol.com/baldusa.

My Mom lost her one year battle with CC on April 3, 2009.

"A prognosis is simply an audit of how truly precious each day is.  Live each day to the maximum, celebrate what was, and what is - Don't spend your life looking forward to what will or might be." .... words of wisdom from my beloved son on hearing of his grandmother's CC prognosis.

Re: TO KRIS & LISA re: Bald

Pam, that is too funny. I guess the winner wins by a hair. Oops no he wouldn't win then.

Teddy ~In our hearts forever~ATTITUDE is EVERYTHING
Any suggestion I offer is intended as friendly advice based solely on my own experience. Please consult your doctor for professional guidance.