Ha! Ha! Ha! That's right better to let it out and bear the shame( in this case probally not), than keep it in and bear the pain. Ha! Ha! my mommy told me that one years ago. A couple of months ago, I was visiting her at the nursing home and she needed to go to the bathroom and she only wanted help from Jeffrey. So, nothing new i've helped patients before. Except in this case she couldn't make up her mind whether she had gas or you know. So as I helped her stand up and pull up her depends, I felt something warm on the back of my hands, Yep ! I'll leave the rest to your imagination. Ha! I hollered for the nurse for a little assistance ,then assured Mom it was all okay just a little accident in timing. She giggled and said to me , I guess I don't need the prunes anymore. You had to have been there .Ha! my daughter and wife laughing at me ,not in front of mom, but after the fact. Then my wife remembered and said ,well Jeff you know that saying your Mom always said. They rubbed it in for a few days just to watch my face get red. Anyhow she got changed and then had a good ole dance around the ward, with parkinsons,dementia onset, and previous broken hip, she still could do the polka. Not bad for 80 years young.
According to my wife, your always suppose to use your manners and say excuse me no matter how often, so some days I spend most of my time saying excu----se-----me! Ha! Kris toot a you want, just remember to say excuse me even if they can't hear where it come from. Isn't that called self incrimination? Ha!
Take it to the Limit,One More Time! (Eagles)