• From: New Bern, North Carolina
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Topic: Dumb joke of the day.......

Question:  What do you call a doctor who is only a phone call away????

Answer.......An ON-Call-ogist

Lame????  I know but it gave me a giggle this morning.

Pam

My Mom lost her one year battle with CC on April 3, 2009.

"A prognosis is simply an audit of how truly precious each day is.  Live each day to the maximum, celebrate what was, and what is - Don't spend your life looking forward to what will or might be." .... words of wisdom from my beloved son on hearing of his grandmother's CC prognosis.
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Re: Dumb joke of the day.......

thank you ....it gave me a chuckle also....ron

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Re: Dumb joke of the day.......

Very good!  And don't we know it all too well.

Teddy ~In our hearts forever~ATTITUDE is EVERYTHING
Any suggestion I offer is intended as friendly advice based solely on my own experience. Please consult your doctor for professional guidance.
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Re: Dumb joke of the day.......

Very cute Pam! Here's one that is on our fridge (a print out in a hand written note-style) that gives my husband and I a chuckle....

"Someone from the Gyna Colleges called.

They said the Pabst Beer is normal.

I didn't even know you liked beer"

-Tess

  • From: New Bern, North Carolina
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Re: Dumb joke of the day.......

Tess,

I love that joke!  It's taped to the wall in my Cytology lab.  I am a Cytologist and part of my job involves screening those "Pabst Beers" under my microscope!

Gotta keep laughing or cry........

Hugs!
Pam

My Mom lost her one year battle with CC on April 3, 2009.

"A prognosis is simply an audit of how truly precious each day is.  Live each day to the maximum, celebrate what was, and what is - Don't spend your life looking forward to what will or might be." .... words of wisdom from my beloved son on hearing of his grandmother's CC prognosis.
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It's true, we have to try & find ways to laugh between the tears!

Tess