You would indeed be most welcome over here and I'd take you out for a "wee dram" o the good stuff and that would certainly get you in the mood for some Scottish culture!! Will calm the nerves nicely before you tackle your first Haggis!!
Looking forward to seeing Brave when it comes out here and it sounds good. No such weather issues here unfortunately, rain, rain followed by more rain and crops here are suffereing from too much rain damage. Many tattie crops amonmgst other have been ruined so we will be going through some agg inflation just like you guys will as well. Too much sun for you, not enough for us but the end result is the same for both, prices heading upwards, again, grrrr.... Saw last week on CNBC about your crop report not looking good for the year and they had a journo in a field in the midwest detailing the issue you mention with the corn crop, rubbish yields and all that. Fingers crossed next year will be better all round!
Stay cool and stay hydrated too!