Like you Lainy I too love bacon!! Our local butcher who I know very well gets superb bacon, meat and his sausages are lovely as well! Am away to head out to the shops soon and I may just have to pay him a visit today, could do with a bacon buttie as I haven't had one in ages! And quite right that you are not giving that up! As to the English breakfast, there are an astronomical amount of calories and fat in those, but they taste gooood! Haven't had one since on holiday in 2011!
I don't eat much processed food either and fake chicken is a no no! A quarter pounder, hmmmm... not had one of them in yonks either! Trying to lose a few pounds here and all this talk of food...... :-) Ha!
Ah your Passover Seder feasting..... you KNOW that I am looking forward to hearing all about that!!! And what a twist on your finding the matzo and a cash prize, hide grandma.....Love it!!! Hope you will all have a good one!!